The commercial on the radio sounded like this stuff is NoDoz on steroids. Get sleepy on your shift? Take NuVigil! Then at the end came the disclaimers, including:
“Nuvigil is not for chidren.”
Huh, no [deleted]? Well that’s a bummer then. Oh well. At least we can still give the boys psychotropic drugs, anyway. You know what children need for sleepiness? Frikken SLEEP, that’s what. If a parent, doctor, teacher, or anyone thinks a kid needs drugs to keep them awake and it’s a child with the schedule modern children are subjected to, they need . . . well I won’t say what they need but you can guess what I’m thinking.