. . . we would have more wars in foreign lands. We’re sending special forces troops to MULTPIPLE African nations now? They say our men will only fight back. I’m so sure they’re just going there to pet the local rabbits or whatever, and no fights at ALL will be provoked, and no military escalation will become necessary on our part.
Surely there’s no attempt to get a good case of “don’t kick out the Commander-In-Chief during this important election year war!” No, they wouldn’t do things to get people killed to further political goals, would they? I mean, aside from a few hundred Mexican and American citizens with illegally-walked Fast and Furious guns… oh, wait.
Bonus points: We’re sending troops to help Communists defeat some thug that claims to be a way-out Christian.