From North Korea: So you didn’t mourn well enough when the Dear Reader died? The world laughed at you? JAIL!
So you didn’t get enough signatures to get on a primary ballot in the United State of Virginia? Well that just goes to show Virginia is bustin’ the law with their primary system and we should put you on the ballot, because . . . LAWSUIT! Judge says: Not so much. Primary ballots: An example of the way our system of government is the worst one except for all the others. In related news, I find it veeeEEEEeeery interesting that the two people I consider most-likely to be the Nominee will be the only two choices for Virginia’s primary voter.