My Darling Wife and #1 spent three hours at the hair salon. #1 got a long-overdue haircut and styling. They came home and #1 was told to take a bath and wash her lower bits. THREE times she was told “Do not get your hair wet.”
So of course, my Darling Wife will be another hour drying and straightening #1’s hair.
Edit 40 minutes later: #1 says in a cautionary tone: Mama, you’re going too sloow. I turned around and said I’d have burned her on purpose for that. A short conversation later and #1 decided to shut right up about the speed of redoing her hair.