#4 is now 2 years old. Tonight he came into the kitchen as I was awesomeing around the house and said . . .
#4: My necklace!
VFD: (turns around, sees #4 with canteen hanging around his neck)
VFD: That’s a pretty big necklace
VFD: It’s like you’ve got a midget hanging from your necklace
#4: (goes and plays somewhere else, oblivious to adult humor)
For those who are too young to catch it, too non-afro-murikin, or both: you didnt’ miss much, really.