The City Council in Austin is all about bringing business to downtown. No, not your business. They want the business of people who walk and ride bicycles around the city. You can go [deleted] right off. Otherwise, how do you explain the unanimous vote to reduce the number of parking spaces in the city?
Yes, reduce. Because go ride a bike, that’s why. Or their billion dollar train nobody rides. Or the bus with the bums and freaks.
It’s like a reality show you watch to make you feel better, to pay attention to Austin politics. Except it’s real life, and it makes you feel better about your own city.