We went to my Dad’s house to celebrate his Birthday. I am old enough to be a legit graybeard, so he’s starting to get on up there in years as well. He has relatively huge feet, and it’s a bit hard to find footgear to fit them.
He opened his presents and there was included a pair of slip-on house shoes that looked *really* comfy.
Dad: (looks down at his feet comfy in new shoes)
Dad: Man, but you talk about some old man lookin’ shoes…
VFD: Well, if the shoe fits . . .
And the room degenerated into a fit of LOLs